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Notes from the Bored Room : 23 March 2020

This homeschooling lark is not going according to plan as the in-house teachers are O Level skilled and the current curriculum is as scary as hell oh and there’s no internet connection.

As a result the head of catering, housekeeping and well-being has had a meeting with head of IT who said the internet is rubbish I’m going to do my exercises.

Chief of portion control is not fully appreciating food being placed high up and is in a depressed state, whilst head of security has not seen a single person daring to walk past the house and he is considering Suduko as nothing on telly as internet so slow.

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